
“May Cause Diabetes” (c) Ryan Slack 2009
After a day of unpacking boxes and assembliing the particle board explosion that is IKEA, a friend and I decided that we should order some food from Crown Fried Chicken and Pizza. Our budget was $11.85, as we had spent all of the rest of our money ($8.00) on a 2 pizza calzones and some wine earlier in the day, so we had to be frugal. We got a fried chicken dinner, two rolls, mashed potatoes, french fries, and a double bacon cheeseburger, all for $9.50! We knew it would be good, because when we got the menu, it was already transparent from grease.